A roda gigante

Acredite ou não, esta roda gigante está parada.

Esta é uma das ilusões de óticas mais legais que eu já vi.

Gran Turismo USA PSP-pSyPSP

This has not been a good week. I wrecked and totaled my Honda CBR600RR and now I have to find another bike. At least it’s the end of the riding season here, so I have time to find a good deal on a Ducati 749S. Cross your fingers for me…. pSyPSP has released the much anticipated Gran Turismo for PSP but too bad IGN gave it a score of 6.8 and per the NFO this game requires 5.55 to play. I was looking forward to this game but now I think I will pass on it. Enjoy and stay thirsty my friends!

Developed exclusively for PSP by the internal team of designers and engineers at Polyphony Digital, Gran Turismo is built for optimal performance and fun racing excitement on the portable platform. Consistently setting the bar in terms of quality of design and physics technology with every product release, Gran Turismo on the PSP is no exception and offers an authentic and accessible racing product for the series’ millions of fans and newcomers alike.

Gran Turismo features more than 800 vehicle models from the world’s top manufacturers (over 4,500 total paint variations) and more than 30 tracks (60+ total layouts), including famous world circuits, city courses and other environments. Featuring exciting gameplay and game modes to suit all levels of play, Gran Turismo is a great introduction to the best-selling series for newcomers. Additionally, seasoned Gran Turismo fans will recognize the depth of content and unparalleled visuals the series is known for, including graphics running at a stunning 60 frames per second. Players can progress and acquire cars in Challenge Mode throughout more than 100 events in, or they can explore different tracks and circuits in Arcade Mode.

Features:

• Developed by Polyphony Digital Inc. for PSP — Gran Turismo’s debut on PSP is developed by the internal team behind the world’s best-selling racing series.
• Over 800 vehicle models — Players can race their favorite vehicles from the top manufacturers around the globe, including Ferrari, Nissan, and more. The vehicle model count climbs to over 4,500 when the various paint configurations are included.
• Over 30 Tracks from Around the World — Famous circuits and some of the favorite environments from the Gran Turismo series have been optimized for racing on PSP.
• Share and Trade Vehicles with Others — For the first time in the Gran Turismo series, players can share and trade the vehicles they have acquired throughout the game with others via PSP’s ad hoc mode. Certain vehicles will be acquired by trade only, so players will want to trade and share in order to virtually drive all of the meticulously designed vehicle models.
• Dynamic Vehicle Roster — Based on the amount of time Gran Turismo is played, the in-game calendar will change the dealer car lineup seasonally.

Release name: Gran_Turismo_USA_PSP-pSyPSP
Size : 928.45 MB
Region: NTSC

Published by: Sony Computer Entertainment
Developed by: Polyphony Digital
Release Date: October 1, 2009
Genre: Racing

Links: IGN | Trailer
NFO: Here
Download: Mininova

Explicando os ismos.

Existem muitas palavras terminadas em ‘ismo‘ que são de difícil entendimento.

Para ajudar vocês compreenderem algumas, seguem ilustrações:

Socialistas são tão dramáticos.

Detalhe pro zíper na boca.

O ato de observar atos alheios.

Ah, o prazer.

Egoísmo. :/

Pobres camponeses.

Existem poucos dessa espécie hoje em dia.

Assassinos de sacos de dinheiro.

Também conhecido como ‘Parcerismo’.

Profunda essa.

Assunto Randômico, um blog educativo.

Pinball Hall of Fame Williams Collection USA-XBOX360

Hell yeah guys! I’m back.. been away WAY too long I hope you guys still remember me hehe.. Going to provide you with the latest console releases, starting from now! Here’s another Pinball game for your Xbox 360: Pinball Hall of Fame WIlliams Collection. Graphics seem decent. As for European users: stay tuned, PAL-version should be released soon!

Who doesn’t like pinball? Just the thought conjures up the glory days of the arcades, smoky bar rooms and bowling alleys of my childhood. When games like Ghosts ‘n Goblins and Final Fight were occupied, you could always find me belly-up to the nearest machine, anxiously paying too much attention to where the ball was, instead of where it was going. Thankfully, Crave Entertainment and FarSight Studios were paying full attention, and released Pinball Hall of Fame: the Williams Collection on the PS2 and the Wii to solid reviews. Why stop there, though? Current generations need their silver ball, too, right?

Release Name: Pinball.Hall.of.Fame.Williams.Collection-XBOX360
Size: 6.63 GB
Links: NFO, Homepage
Download: Torrent Search

ThunderBocats | Quarto Mundo

"

Vai com fé, bichano

A evolução dos MMORPG’s.

Os ‘Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games‘ são jogos onde muitas pessoas se reunem em uma única interface.

São exemplos clássicos desse gênero: Tibia, Ragnarok, Line Age, Priston Tale, Rising Force e o cultuado World Of Warcraft…

Tem variações divertidas de MMORPG’s.

"

Enquanto isso, em um universo paralelo…

Humanos sofrem.

Viu, vegetarianos, vacas nos comeríam se tivessem a oportunidade.

BARZINHO

50 Coisas Que Aprendi Assistindo Chapolin

O Simão postou há algum tempo atrás 50 coisas que aprendi assistindo Chaves, esse post pode ser um pouco velho, mas ainda não apareceu aqui no Uhull

1. Automação residencial nada mais é que um sujeito chamado Pepe.

2. Existe uma grande diferença entre meteoros e aerolítos.

3. As Anteninhas de Vinil são mais eficazes e úteis que um cinto de utilidade.

4. Heath Ledger seria um excelente Tripa Seca.

5. Jamais esqueça de colocar os parafusos na cabeça do seu mordomo-robô.

6. Parangaricutirimirruaru é abracadabra em espanhol.

7. O Chapolin viajava no tempo.

8. O Poucas-Trancas mora na Barra Funda.

9. O extrato de energia volátil não é para principiantes.

10. Todos os fantasmas, vampiros e múmias são, na verdade, bandidos disfarçados.

11. ETs existem. E seus discos voadores podem ser controlados por um Nintendo Wii.

12. Ser um espião famoso não é um bom negócio.

13. Alguém conheceu a Disneylândia com o Polegar Vermelho.

14. Quando você não sabe o desfecho de um provérbio termine com “A ideia é essa, é mais ou menos isso…”

15. A Marreta Biônica é uma mistura do martelo do Thor com um bumerangue, pois sempre volta às mãos do Chapolin.

16. Se a NASA pretende ir até Marte em 2018, o Chapolin foi em 1973.

17. Se a tripulação já comeu tudo não há motivo para eles terem fome.

18. Duendes se parecem muito com marionetes mambembes. E bebem água da Jamaica.

19. Nunca acredite nos mortos. Eles são muito mentirosos.

20. A mãe da criança que Salomão sugeriu dividir é “essa aqui que tá aqui atrás”.

21. A moeda vigente tem sua cotação baseada em dois dólares. Ou um saquinho de alfafa.

22. Uma coisa é ser Sansão, a outra é usar a peruca.

23. A Elba Ramalho é do Planeta Venus.

24. Se alguma missão espacial da NASA se perder no universo, é só usar o código espacial universal SBBHCK para voltar pra terra.

25. O real nome da Branca de Neve é Patricia Espinolha, mas ela gostava tanto de bolo de côco que a apelidaram assim.

26. A combinação chroma-key + tinta amarela te deixa invisível.

27. Se outra pessoa ligar procurando o Dr. Zurita mande-o para o inferno.

28. Companhias de Energia elétrica devem orientar seus funcionários para não medir a energia de templos japoneses. Motivo: Simpato Yamazaki.

29. O nome completo do personagem é Chapolin Pataleon Colorado y Roto.

30. Uma fantasia de pedra pode realmente surpreender.

31. Um bebê de Júpiter é gigante perto de qualquer adulto.

32. Chirrin-Chirrion é o Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V dos anos 70.

33. Pulgas podem ser amestradas e possuir seu próprio circo.

34. Pode ser que sim, pode ser que não. Mas o mais certo é “quem sabe?”.

35. Para que o louco não se enfureça evite contrariá-lo. Tem que imitá-lo. Etc, etc, etc…

36. Se o ítem 35 falhar, use narcótico. Ele coloca até privadas e latas de lixo para dormir, por que não colocaria um louco furioso?

37. Uma maquina para trocar cérebros nada mais é do que dois abajures ligados por fios.

38. Nunca procure um médico em dia de futebol.

39. Há um ditado de Navegante que diz: se quando viaja faz o que quer, quando viajar não leve a mulher.

40. “Reentegro”. “Patas de galinha”. A CIA e o FBI tem muito o que aprender sobre codificação de mensagens…

41. Nunca confunda mordida de cobra com o zíper da calça.

42. Algumas coisas não importam um honorável pouquinho.

43. Se alguém comparar o braço com As Pirâmides do Egito responda comparando o seu com o Colosso do Ceará.

44. Dançar mambo com os gêmeos.

45. “Não tava morto, só andava falecido” foi um grande hit mexicano nos anos 70.

46. Para atravessar a fronteira, basta um salvo-conduto. Se ele estiver vencido, veja quem o derrotou.

47. Inglês é fácil. Basta falar as palavras ao contrário.

48. Nunca desconfie dos empregados em caso de roubo. Eles são pobres, porém honrados.

49. Um dos maiores mistérios da humanidade gira em torno do que há no saquinho do Dr. Chapatin.

50. Em momentos de crise, SuperSam diria “Time is money! Ohhhh yessss!”"

Matemática básica

WET XBOX360-CCCLX

If you will be home all weekend without anything to do, there have been a number of great releases that can certainly fill your time. CCCLX has released Wet for everyone to give a try. I have seen the trailers for this game but I don’t know much about it but it looks decent. With dot posting NHL 2k10 this just leaves us waiting for Halo and NFS:Shift to be released. Stay thirsty my friends!

Beautiful, graceful, brutal, and deadly … Rubi is a problem fixer. She fixes problems. She’s good at it. But when she agrees to fix a wealthy man’s problem by finding and bringing back his wayward son, she thinks it’s all going to be cut and dry. She thought wrong. The job wasn’t so simple. And the man who hired her isn’t who he appears to be. Now Rubi’s on the run, needing to find the man who left her for dead, leaving a massive body count in her wake.

Double-crosses. Enemies. Allies. Guns. Swords. Drugs. Old books. In an adventure that spans three continents, two warring factions, and one very pissed off problem fixer, Wet is a sexy, super-stylish action game that will keep the adrenaline pumping. Rubi is focused. Rubi is determined. Rubi is a problem fixer. Rubi is Wet.

Features:

• Three Types of Gameplay – Seamlessly combines three types of gameplay: 360 degree slip-aiming mechanics, sword fighting and acrobatic abilities.
• Acclaimed Writer Duppy Demitrius – Written by Demitrius who is best known for his work on the action-packed TV series 24.
• Ultimate Interactive Action Experience – Over-the-top acrobatics with constant action that features aerial sword attacks, fantastic sword skills and high body count.
• Cinematographic Style – Unique retro film visual treatment with stylized over-the-top characters, an original 70’s inspired soundtrack and locations that span three continents.
• New Iconic Character – Rubi combines attitude, style and killer instinct

Release name: WET_XBOX360-CCCLX
Size : 6.49 GB
Region: NTSC (Region Free)
Published by: Bethesda Softworks
Developed by: A2M
Release Date: September 15, 2009
Genre: Actio

Links: IGN | Trailer
NFO: Here
Download: Mininova

Supernatural S05E01 Sympathy for the Devil HDTV XviD-FQM

WOW the long wait is over, and I just watched it on TV. New season premiere of “Supernatural” was released by FQM. 720p is from SiTV!

EP 5.1 Sympathy for the Devil

Sam, Dean, and Bobby must deal with the aftermath of the Devil’s escape from Hell, and receive startling news from the Prophet Chuck.

Links: HOMEPAGE - TV.com

Supernatural.S05E01.Sympathy.for.the.Devil.HDTV.XviD-FQM
XviD | MP3 VBR | 350MB
NFO - NTi - SiNGLE FiLE DOWNLOAD

Supernatural.S05E01.720p.HDTV.x264-SiTV
x264 | AC3 CBR | 1.09GB
NFO - NTi - SiNGLE FiLE DOWNLOAD

Que delícia, que doce...

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 XBOX360-SPARE

Well one of the most anticipated games was released a few hours ago and here it is. I read the Civil War comics when they came out and it is a great storyline. If you haven’t I suggest that you go and read it because it is well worth it and should provide a lot more background information in the game. It would be great if they could have turned the storyline into an animated movie. This month has some great games that will be released (NFS: Shift, Wet, HALO 3:ODST, NHL 2K10) so sit back and enjoy them all. Stay thirsty my friends!

The greatest Super Hero action/RPG of all time is back with the world’s largest army of heroes and villains in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, the highly anticipated sequel to 2006’s award-winning Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. Incorporating elements of the acclaimed Marvel Civil War storyline, players must choose their side and team up to battle or interact with returning favorites and all-new characters, including Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hulk, Iron Man, Deadpool, Venom, Green Goblin, Iron Fist and Captain America, whose powers can be combined to unleash astonishing new attacks. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 engages players in co-operative multiplayer through graphically rich and destructive real-world environments, and allows players to strengthen their ultimate Super Hero dream teams by teaming up to unleash astonishing fusions of super-powers.

Features:

• Create and customize your ultimate team– Assemble your dream team from more than 20 of Marvel’s most revered heroes, including Spider-Man, Wolverine, Iron Man, Deadpool, and Captain America, along with fan-requested playable characters and villains, including Hulk, Venom, Green Goblin, Iron Fist and more.
• Choose a side and determine your fate in a storyline inspired by Marvel’s acclaimed Civil War storyline – Support the Pro-Registration side and defend national security, or choose to be Anti-Registration and fight for personal liberties, as you decide whether you are for or against the Superhuman Registration Act.
• Fight fear with fusion – Combine dynamic Super Hero powers (fusions) like never before. More than 250 unique fusions arm you with an unimaginable arsenal for unprecedented battles. Draw upon the best strengths of each Super Hero to deliver devastatingly powerful new moves, such as a fiery tornado between Human Torch and Storm, or a powerful beam splitter between Wolverine and Iron Man.
• Play co-operatively with your ultimate alliance – Take full advantage of the Marvel Universe by playing four-player Co-op Mode, both online and offline. Co-op specific team upgrades encourage online play and replayability to discover all of the different combinations. Improved online play also allows your characters to retain their experience gained through co-op play and carry that over into your own single-player campaign.
• Make the Super Hero experience your own – Deep RPG elements allow for more character customization and storyline immersion, such as upgrading abilities, powers and boosts for your team on the fly, plus storyline choices that will influence your characters’ stats.
• Wield next-gen superpower destruction – Building on a heavily modified and upgraded version of Vicarious Visions’ Alchemy engine that brought fans the original Marvel: Ultimate Alliance and the X-Men Legends series, players will demolish and interact with everything in their path. Pummel your enemies by launching crushed cars, lampposts, machinery and anything else you can pick up in your way.

Release name: Marvel_Ultimate_Alliance_2_XBOX360-SPARE
Size : 6.49 GB
Region: NTSC (Region Free)
Published by: Activision
Developed by: Vicarious Visions
Release Date: September 15, 2009
Genre: Action RPG

Links: IGN | Trailer
NFO: Here
Download: Mininova

O que você faz quando…

A internet cai e não tem previsão para voltar?

Passear? Eu sento, e choro.

ABILITY

Deal of the Week: Puzzle Quest (400 points)

Deal of the Week: Puzzle Quest (400 points): "

This weeks Xbox LIVE Gold Members deal of the week is Puzzle Quest for 50% off. Gold Members can grab it for 400 points.

Add Puzzle Quest to your Xbox 360 download queue

I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This

DiRT 2 XBOX360-STRANGE

STRANGE has released well known & expected game - DiRT 2. It’s region free as they stated in NFO. Now, we need PC version.
DiRT 2 will feature a roster of contemporary off-road events, taking players to the most diverse and challenging real-world environments. This World Tour will have players competing in aggressive multi-car and intense solo races at extraordinary new locations, from canyon racing and jungle trails to city stadium-based events.
To be powered by the third generation of the EGO™ Engine’s award-winning racing game technology, DiRT 2 will benefit from tuned-up car-handling physics system and new damage engine effects. It will also showcase a spectacular new level of visual fidelity, with cars and tracks twice as detailed as those seen in GRID.

DiRT 2’s garage houses a best-in-class collection of officially licensed rally cars and off-road vehicles, specifically selected to deliver aggressive and fast paced racing. Covering seven vehicle classes, players will be given the keys to powerful vehicles right from the off. In DiRT 2 the opening drive is the Group N Subaru; essentially making the ultimate car from the original game the starting point in the sequel and the rides just get even more impressive.

Release Name: DiRT_2_XBOX360-STRANGE
Size: 6.10 GB
Links: NFO, Homepage
Download: HOTFILE, Torrent Search

The Ozzyman's Weekly Recap - Sep 7 2009

The Ozzyman's Weekly Recap - Sep 7 2009: "Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week The Ozzyman and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Our gamerscore jumped 505 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect.

I was also pretty happy about the 4 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Guitar Hero 5, Rez HD, STREET FIGHTER IV, and Wolfenstein 3D. I liked them. I think The Ozzyman did too. Oh, and from what I remember, The Ozzyman's favorite game last week was Wolfenstein 3D. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting."

Mmmm…Ear…My Favorite

Invertendo a régua

Não tem coisa mais feia que uma 'régua de força'? Pois este conceito, de Radhika Seth traz a beleza aliada a funcionalidade.

Soul Calibur Broken Destiny USA PSP-pSyPSP

Well today is a slow day but pSyPSP has released the NTSC version of this game A week ago I posted the PAL version of it and some people couldn’t get it to work correctly. This should fix any problems that those people had. Enjoy & …….stay thirsty my friends.

Soulcalibur: Broken Destiny is the latest entry in the Soulcalibur series, the premier weapons based one-on-one fighter. Broken Destiny is the series’ first release on the PSP system and is the first ever portable iteration of Soulcalibur to date. Robust and challenging single-player modes, head-to-head multiplayer and gorgeous visuals make this a must-have for any fighting game fan!

With SOULCALIBUR: Broken Destiny’s huge roster of warriors, players can battle as one of many returning favorites or new fighters for some nail biting brawls. Blow away the competition using finely tuned and enhanced mechanics including Critical Finishes, Soul Crushes and Equipment Destruction. Adding depth to the combat, an all new single player mode has been developed that not only challenges a player’s reflexes but also improves their fighting skills. SOULCALIBUR: Broken Destiny also allows gamers to engage in local wireless battles, allowing them to challenge a friend using the PSP system’s ad hoc networking. Furthermore, an almost limitless character customization feature returns with even more possibilities to create a personalized fighter. Adrenaline pumping combat has never been so accessible.

Features:

• Huge roster of fighters — Battle as one of many returning Soulcalibur favorites or brand new fighters.
• Exciting gameplay modes — Play the new single player game mode developed exclusively for the PSP and evolved versions of classic game modes like Arcade, Vs., and Survival.
• Dynamic battles — Blow away your competition using finely tuned and enhanced battle mechanics including Critical Finishes, Soul Crushes and Equipment Destruction.
• Unlimited character customization — Create your personalized fighter with the most robust character creation tool featured in the Soulcalibur series.
• Face off against the competition — Challenge the computer AI or compete against your friends in the Vs. Mode through Ad-Hoc.
• The ultimate Soulcalibur training tool — Improve your basic fighting skills and fine-tune your advanced techniques with over 80 exercise missions or practice in the Training and Survival modes.

Release name: Soul_Calibur_Broken_Destiny_USA_PSP-pSyPSP
Size : 372 MB
Region: NTSC

Published by: Namco Bandai
Developed by: Project Soul
Release Date: September 1, 2009
Genre:Fighting

Links: IGN | Trailer | Gamespot
NFO: Here
Download: Mininova

Homens de verdade

Existem regras que um homem de verdade tem de respeitar. Não falo do gênero humano. Falo dos homens. As mulheres, aí é outra coisa. Mas as mulheres também podem entender o que vou dizer. O que provarei mais abaixo.

Um homem de verdade. Você sabe quando está diante de um pelos amigos dele. Se um homem tem muitos amigos próximos, não há erro: eis uma boa pessoa. Amigos próximos, não amizades.

Um homem de verdade é leal aos seus amigos. O que não significa fidelidade. Um homem pode muito bem passar meses sem encontrar um amigo, e isso em geral ocorre por ele estar ocupado com mulheres. Não tem problema. Eles continuam sendo amigos. Nada vai mudar quando se encontrarem. A lealdade de um amigo não está vinculada à fidelidade. Com as mulheres é o contrário: elas só são leais quando existe fidelidade.

Um homem não fica ressentido com o amigo. Ressentimento é coisa de mulherzinha. Quando há algum problema, o homem chega e diz. De preferência, xingando de antemão:

– Mas tu é um viado mesmo! Como é que tu foi me fazer essa???

Quando um homem tem uma crítica a fazer, ao amigo, ele faz :

– Filho da puta!

Se um homem não pode ir a um encontro com o amigo, não há problema algum em avisar com 15 minutos de antecedência.

– Meu: não vou. Pintou uma gatinha.

– Mas que corno. Tudo bem, vou beber sozinho.

Importante: um homem bebe e se diverte com os amigos. Está presente nas horas boas. Qualquer um pode se fazer presente nas horas ruins, ir a um velório, fazer visita em hospital, mas o amigo é aquele que está sempre pronto a sair e beber e rir com os amigos.

Um homem não omite os defeitos do amigo, exalta-os:

– O Carlos tem pinto pequeno.

Um homem forma a essência da sua personalidade aos 12 anos e não muda mais. É por isso que homens gostam de piadas, de jogar palitinho e de dizer besteira. Um homem de verdade diz besteira.

Um homem pode ficar chateado com seu amigo – por cinco minutos. Um homem pode falar mal do seu amigo – na frente dele. Um homem pode até chorar diante de um amigo – desde que não se importe que o amigo o chame de bichinha. Se a sua mulher não gosta dos seus amigos, cuidado: ela não gosta de você.

Um homem de verdade é leal até com seus inimigos. Ciladas são coisas de mulherzinha. Mas uma mulherzinha é diferente de uma mulher de verdade. Uma mulher de verdade sabe, ou intui, que um homem tem de ser como descrevi acima.”

Soda Display Win

Future FantasyVII

Enquanto isso, em um universo paralelo…

Como sempre, coisas terríveis acontecem…

Lagostas também tem sentimentos.

Rock Band The Beatles XBOX360-GLoBAL

GLoBAL released Rock Band The Beatles for Xbox360 Read the the NFO for more detail. Enjoy!

The Beatles: Rock Band allows fans to pick up the guitar, bass, mic or drums and experience The Beatles extraordinary catalogue of music through gameplay that takes players on a journey through the legacy and evolution of the band’s legendary career. The Beatles: Rock Band offers the introduction of three-part vocal harmonies to game play, allowing gamers to revel in the unparalleled vocal stylings of the Fab Four. Beatles fans will also be thrilled to hear previously unreleased authentic voice recordings from John, Paul, George and Ringo chatting between takes during studio sessions recorded at Abbey Road more than four decades ago.
Features: The Beatles: Rock Band is an unprecedented, experiential progression through and celebration of the music and artistry of The Beatles. The game will allow fans to pick up the guitar, bass, mic or drums and experience The Beatles extraordinary catalogue of music through game play that takes players on a journey through the legacy and evolution of the band’s legendary career. In addition, The Beatles: Rock Band will offer a limited number of new hardware offerings modeled after instruments used by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr throughout their career.

Release name: Rock.Band.The.Beatles.XBOX360-GLoBAL
Size : 7.2 GB
Region: NTSC (Region Free)
Published by: MTV Games/Electronic Arts
Developed by: Harmonix

Release Date: September 9, 2009
Genre: Music
Links: IGN | Trailer | Gamespot
NFO: Here